Episode Guide
Season 9
Episode Guide
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
S9
E1
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.
Wing
S9
E3
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.
Best Friends Forever
S9
E4
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?
The Losing Edge
S9
E5
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
The Death of Eric Cartman
S9
E6
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.
Erection Day
S9
E7
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
S9
E8
A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help, everyone in South Park looks to place the blame.
Marjorine
S9
E9
The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate the sleep over.
Follow That Egg
S9
E10
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave? But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.
Ginger Kids
S9
E11
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids to fight against discrimination.
Trapped in the Closet
S9
E12
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.
Free Willzyx
S9
E13
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.