Episode Guide
Season 8
Episode Guide
Good Times with Weapons
S8
E1
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors, with dire consequences for poor Butters.
Up the Down Steroid
S8
E2
It's the South Park 'Special Olympics' and Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's disabled, so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming event.
The Passion of the Jew
S8
E3
After seeing 'The Passion of the Christ' a zealous Cartman taunts Kyle, whilst a crazed Mel Gibson chases Stan and Kenny back to town after they demand a refund.
You Got F'd in the A
S8
E4
It's up to Stan to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.
Awesom-O
S8
E5
Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter's innermost secrets and then use them against him.
The Jeffersons
S8
E6
A new family arrives in South Park with a little boy called Blanket, a fairground in the garden and a dad with a penchant for singing and cosmetic surgery. Guess who?
Goobacks
S8
E7
South Park is swamped by workers from the future, who take all the jobs for less pay. The men of South Park go to curious lengths to stop them.
Douche and Turd
S8
E8
When PETA destroys the South Park mascot, ideas for a replacement divide the school. Stan is threatened by P Diddy and banished from town for refusing to vote.
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
S8
E9
When Wall-Mart turns South Park into a ghost town, Stan and Kyle try to destroy it, but a possessed Cartman stands in their way.
Preschool
S8
E10
The boys are in big trouble when a kid they framed for setting fire to a teacher is released from juvenile hall.
Quest for Ratings
S8
E11
The boys become embroiled in a ratings war when their 'Super School News' show faces the ax, and they will stoop to any level to attract viewers.
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
S8
E12
Paris Hilton opens a store in South Park, completely corrupting the town's girls in the process, with only Wendy upholding her morals.
Cartman's Incredible Gift
S8
E13
An ill-fated flying attempt lands Cartman in hospital. Believing he has crime-solving psychic powers the police enlist him to help catch a serial killer.