After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors, with dire consequences for poor Butters.

Up the Down Steroid

S8 E2

It's the South Park 'Special Olympics' and Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's disabled, so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming event.

The Passion of the Jew

S8 E3

After seeing 'The Passion of the Christ' a zealous Cartman taunts Kyle, whilst a crazed Mel Gibson chases Stan and Kenny back to town after they demand a refund.

You Got F'd in the A

S8 E4

It's up to Stan to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.

Awesom-O

S8 E5

Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter's innermost secrets and then use them against him.

The Jeffersons

S8 E6

A new family arrives in South Park with a little boy called Blanket, a fairground in the garden and a dad with a penchant for singing and cosmetic surgery. Guess who?

Goobacks

S8 E7

South Park is swamped by workers from the future, who take all the jobs for less pay. The men of South Park go to curious lengths to stop them.

Douche and Turd

S8 E8

When PETA destroys the South Park mascot, ideas for a replacement divide the school. Stan is threatened by P Diddy and banished from town for refusing to vote.

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

S8 E9

When Wall-Mart turns South Park into a ghost town, Stan and Kyle try to destroy it, but a possessed Cartman stands in their way.

Preschool

S8 E10

The boys are in big trouble when a kid they framed for setting fire to a teacher is released from juvenile hall.

Quest for Ratings

S8 E11

The boys become embroiled in a ratings war when their 'Super School News' show faces the ax, and they will stoop to any level to attract viewers.

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

S8 E12

Paris Hilton opens a store in South Park, completely corrupting the town's girls in the process, with only Wendy upholding her morals.

Cartman's Incredible Gift

S8 E13

An ill-fated flying attempt lands Cartman in hospital. Believing he has crime-solving psychic powers the police enlist him to help catch a serial killer.

Woodland Critter Christmas

S8 E14

Santa must kill the evil animals of South Park and save the world after Stan is tricked into helping them with the birth of their savior.