Episode Guide
Season 5
Episode Guide
Scott Tenorman Must Die
S5
E1
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.
It Hits The Fan
S5
E2
The word "sh*t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.
Cripple Fight!
S5
E3
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
S5
E5
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance & Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.
Cartmanland
S5
E6
Cartman inherits one million dollars.
Proper Condom Use
S5
E7
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.
Towelie
S5
E8
There's a new character in South Park & the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders & the evil U.S. Government.
Osama Bin Laden has Farty Pants
S5
E9
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.
How to Eat With Your Butt
S5
E10
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.
The Entity
S5
E11
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, "Kyle", who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
Here Comes The Neighborhood
S5
E12
When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out.
Kenny Dies
S5
E13
Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage.
Butters' Very Own Episode
S5
E14
When Butters reveals a dark family secret he ends up lost and alone in the seedy underbelly of the big city.