Episode Guide
Season 13
Episode Guide
The Ring
S13
E1
The Ring - Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings.
The Coon
S13
E2
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.
Margaritaville
S13
E3
Margaritaville - Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.
Eat, Pray, Queef
S13
E4
Eat, Pray, Queef - Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.
Fishsticks
S13
E5
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.
Pinewood Derby
S13
E6
Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.
Fatbeard
S13
E7
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.
Dead Celebrities
S13
E8
Dead Celebrities - Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.
Butters' Bottom Bitch
S13
E9
Butters' Bottom Bitch - Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.
W.T.F.
S13
E10
W.T.F. - After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.
Whale Whores
S13
E11
Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.
The F Word
S13
E12
The F Word - The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
Dances with Smurfs
S13
E13
Dances with Smurfs - Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.
Pee
S13
E14
The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.