Episode Guide
Season 12
Episode Guide
Tonsil Trouble
S12
E1
A botched blood transfusion results in Cartman getting AIDS. How far will he go to find a cure?
Britney's New Look
S12
E2
The media circus arrives in South Park as Britney hides in the secluded mountain town. The boys try to help the troubled pop star.
Major Boobage
S12
E3
The hysterical parents of South Park have another reason to panic after 'cheesing' becomes popular among kids.
Canada on Strike
S12
E4
Canada is brought to the brink of collapse after a drawn-out strike in pursuit of 'some of that internet money'.
Eek, a Penis!
S12
E5
Ms. Garrison wants to become a man again, so while he is away from school Cartman becomes the substitute teacher.
Over Logging
S12
E6
Confusion and panic reigns as South Park finds that the internet is gone!
Super Fun Time
S12
E7
South Park Elementary has sent Mr. Garrison's fourth grade class on a field trip to Pioneer Village, a historical reenactment town where all of the employees roleplay as if it were 1864.
The China Problem
S12
E8
Alarmed by the grandeur of the Olympic ceremonies, Cartman enlists Butters to help him confront the Chinese. Meanwhile Stan and Kyle witness the "rape" of Indiana Jones.
Breast Cancer Show Ever
S12
E9
Cartman's reputation is at stake when he is too afraid to fight Wendy, who is furious about his breast cancer jibes.
Pandemic
S12
E10
South Park goes all 'Cloverfield' when large, mysterious creatures begin causing havoc around the globe, all caught on Randy's shaky cam.
Pandemic 2 - The Startling
S12
E11
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities around the world. The boys have the key which will save humanity, but they are stuck in the Andes.
About Last Night...
S12
E12
A new President has been elected and the citizens of South Park are partying in the streets in an all-new episode of "South Park."
Elementary School Musical
S12
E13
When the all-singing, all-dancing musical craze hits South Park, the boys must embrace it or relinquish their popularity.
The Ungroundable
S12
E14
Fed up with how he is treated by his parents, the eternally innocent Butters embraces the new vampire craze a little too enthusiastically.